hello my name is widget and if i were to die anytime soon i'm guessing it would be because someone murdered me for being so annoying

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

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albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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virginsacrificer:

that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just

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do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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